Oh Brother!

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STAY AWAY FROM THIS ANIMAL!

Here's the story:
Every night I make my lunch (a sandwich) for the next day,
I put it in the fridge for the night so it's fresh for the morning
And I usually grab it from the fridge and throw it in my bag the next morning.
Last night, I made the sandwich,
put it in the fridge.
This morning I go to grab my sandwich and it is no where to be found.
There is only one possible culpret.... my brother.
He usually steals anything and everything I put in the fridge which is why I know its him.
This has left Yellow Girl P.O'd for the day!


Why do brothers suck most of the time?

Like whether they are older or younger
They suck
What is the issue here?!
Were they secretly raised differently then girls?
I
Just
Dont
GET
IT!
Ughhhhhh..
OH BROTHER!!!

Its official

ITS OFFICIAL! The two are getting married this sunday!! What the heck! sooooo freakin quick. All i gotta say is good luck to em and I will be waiting for the Klhoe and Lamar reality show which will eventually break up their "marriage".

Where has it gone?

Ok, so I am currently watching a marathon of the Cosby's on TV land. And the grand parents celebrated their 54th wedding anniversary! and I thought to myself wow you really don't see that now a days, marriage for 54 years! that's almost 3 of my lifetimes. People just don't stay married for that long anymore and it's really sad. Why cant people stay together anymore? It also made me wonder what happened to the romance in this world?!!? These older folk probably in their 70's are cuddled up on their couch reminiscing on their younger days and how much they still love each other. Off the top of my head I can't think of any TV shows that portray families and adult relationships like this. Especially BLACK ONES! And the family! They are all so caring and loving of eachother. Now a days the only black families we see on television are ones like "Frankie and Neffe", disfunctional black families that argue, are on drugs, have terrible weaves, fake nails, and no real job! Ugh what has this world come to?! The Cosby show is definately one of my favorite shows. I would def invest in the dvd's so I can show them to my kids.

What happened to the 80's?

*Yellow Girl gives the cosby show 2 thumbs up and degrading shows like frankie and neffie 86 thumbs down (although it is quite entertaining, so bad) *

Random Thought. "Parents"

I can never remember saying the word "Parents"
You know when you're hanging out with your friends in like highschool, then you get a phone call and you'd be like "ugh I have to go my parents want me home"
Or when you would go on a school feild trip and the permission slip would read:
"Please have parents sign"
or in casual conversation:
"Yea, I'll just have my parents pick me up"
"I have to meet my parents later for dinner"
"I would like to thank my parents for their support"
...Like as if they are one enitity
.... Two people, two different personalities lumped into one group: Parents.
I don't know if that makes me happy or sad that I never got to use the word.
Maybe it just annoys me that so many people get to say it and I never can
I guess you could say I'm missing out.
But who's to say that everyone else isn't missing out on only getting to say "my mom"?
I love saying Mom, Mommy,Mummy, Mum, Mamacita, lady that gave me birth (jk)...
There are so many different ways to say mom but only one for.... parent
Parent: The unforbidden word
But then again.... it's just a word.
Right?

*Food for thought*

Thru sickness and in health

Hop on the bandwagen! Now look who's allegedly getting married after a month of knowing eachother. Well if it isn't faux celeb Khloe K. and LA Laker Lamar Odom. Apparently this holy matrimony is big news because it was in the Boston METRO this morning, and they only report really really important stuff in that newspaper ;-). And in the METRO they said that Khloe and Lamar want to get married now before he goes off to basketball camp.... hmmmmmm... Now is Mr. Odom going to be deployed to Iraq r sumthing? Is his basketball camp at some secret location where no planes can fly in and you get no cell reception?? Nope dont think so..Does him going off to basketball camp really need to be one of the reason these two are getting married? C'MON! There has to be a story behind this! And I will find out!. I mean seriously 1 month!! I'm waiting until the real story comes out...

dum dum dee dum. dum dum dee dum.
For Richer or for POORER!?

Yellow Girl can only shake her head and sigh.

WHY?!

Ok.. So last night I saw the new Tyler Perry movie (mind you I never go to the movies, so I actually wanted to see this movie).. It was... hmmm.. how can i put this? WAS NOT GOOD! I mean Taraji P. Henson is a great actress and she did very well in this movie (hats off to her) but it just lacked an interesting plot. I mean if you want to see a movie about church and singing, then that's the movie for you. But it just didnt tickle my fancy. It was annoying, predictable, and looked like it was shot in less than a month. The thing about Tyler Perry is that he has good movies, like: why did i get married?, Family Reunion, the family that prays and daddys girls. But some of them aren't so good such as this one and Meet The Browns. It's like why would you make a movie like this? it's predictable from the first scene!! We all know whats gonna happen! So I baisically paid 10 dollars for 10 actual minutes of interest. Some scenes were good but most weren't. C'mon Mr. Perry if we wanted to see all this singing I woulda went to a play!! I feel like people just go to see Tyler Perry movies because he's Tyler Perry, a black producer that has done pretty well for himself (kudos to him). But this movie lacked interest and a climax. I'm sorry to all the Tyler Perry lovers out there but Yellow Girl gives this movie a thumbs down! If u really wanna see it, wait for the dvd.

Dudes that suck*

Top 10

1. You live by the phrase live young die rich
2. Got a dope ass car but still live at home with your ENTIRE family.
3. Are an aspiring rapper
4. Always say "im tryna do that"cuz u no its not happening
5. have braids!!!
6. Cannot hold an intellectual conversation.
7. Think that telling a girl she has a fat ass is a compliment....?
8. Your ideal date is micky D's and a rented movie
9. think that AIM is one of the main modes of conversation.
10. Try to talk to a girl on the street corner and get upset that she doesnt respond to the term "ma"

... The list goes on and on!

A shot of sake.

As I gaze past the empty horizon
Fall into a bottomless pit
Swim to the bottom of a never ending ocean
And jump onto a hollow rock
I start to inquire why I can see the begininng but never the ending
There's always something to start but I can't seem to finish.
The first step is always exciting
The second leaves you to anticipate the next
After the third step...
Well, I've never gotten there...

Baby Alert!

Oh yeah and Lauren London recently had Weezys baby boy! congrats to her..... i guess.

Great!

VMA red carpet

B Always does it right! she could wear anything!

Idk if im feelin Solanges look... Shoes are def cute tho :-)

Cassie looks hott.. LOVE LOVE the dress

Keri Hilson wearing a jumper, weird. but she pulled it off. Success

What was Amber Rose thinking?? I get it, shes different and hott at the same time.... But its really never that necesary. cmon girl you already posed naked how much more can you show!? And kanye, with a leather.... button up.. no words.

*These were just some of the looks that I stumbled upon today while updating myself on the celebs*

Kanye actin a fool

Kanye. Kanye West. Ye'. Whatever you may call him, officially thinks he is king of this universe! Hellooo who goes on stage and grabs the mic from someone who just won, saying someone else should have gotten the award. If i was Taylor Swift I woulda thrown the moon man at his damn head. Poor girl, I mean shes a country singer who probably never really speaks to black people and along comes Kanye West scaring her half to death. I mean c'mon we already got the stereo type of being roudy, lets see how many black people are at the VMA's next year. Damn you Kanye, ruining it for all of us.

But.... On a better note, Beyonce was there to clean up the mess. I'm lovin how she gave Taylor her time to speak. That was a rash to Kanye!




Good Job B!

The First*

Okay so this is my first post and yes, I have to admit I am a blogging amaeture but hey, we all start somewhere.... right? Well I guess. Anyways, my life is pretty much like a box of chocolates. Except unlike Forest, I know what I'm gonna get just don't know when its comin...Sound weird? well yes of course. "Fat Guy In a Little Coat" will be updated as much as possible because who doesn't like to see fat men try to fit into teeny tiny coats? so funny! hah...

well until something fresh pops into my mind..... duece